National Revitalization Zone Act Investigative Office

DOC-NB-AD-002

Annual Neural Port Maintenance

Helix Biometrics care for your augments.

Agent M - Evidence Note

I had to read the disclaimer three times. The font size on the physical ad was nearly unreadable. Standard practice, apparently.

ANNUAL NEURAL PORT CLEANING - DON'T WAIT!

Keep your augments running smoothly with certified maintenance from Helix Biometrics clinicians.

Standard Service Includes:

  • Port inspection and debris removal
  • Firmware compatibility check
  • Connection integrity test
  • Antibacterial treatment
  • 30-day warranty on service*

Only 450 credits!

Walk-ins welcome. Most locations open 7 days a week. Find your nearest Helix Biometrics clinic at helix.ncba/clinics

TERMS UNREDACTED

Warranty covers service only, not underlying hardware. Helix Biometrics and affiliated clinicians not responsible for pre-existing conditions, latent defects, incompatible firmware, neural rejection, infection, scarring, motor function loss, sensory degradation, memory fragmentation, personality changes, or death. Service does not guarantee continued augment functionality. Additional fees may apply for non-standard ports, legacy hardware, or third-party modifications. Cleaning may void manufacturer warranty on certain augment models. Patient responsible for verifying insurance coverage prior to service. Helix Biometrics reserves the right to deny service to individuals flagged in compliance databases. By accepting service, patient agrees to mandatory arbitration and waives right to participate in class action litigation. Service records may be shared with Helix Biometrics corporate partners, law enforcement, and federal agencies as required by Harbor Recovery Compact Section 47-B. Failure to maintain regular cleaning schedule may result in insurance claim denial for augment-related complications. "Helix Biometrics" designation does not constitute endorsement or guarantee of quality. Individual results may vary. Helix Biometrics is a registered trademark of Helix Biometrics Solutions, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Helix Corporation. All rights reserved. Service subject to change without notice. See website for full terms and conditions.

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